I do this all the time

I do this all the time

(Source: shitilovee)

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  • teacher: what unit of measurement-
  • me: in daylights
  • teacher: thats not-
  • me: in sunsets
  • me: in midnights
  • teacher: you cant-
  • me: in cups of coffee
  • teacher: thats impossi-
  • me: in inches
  • teacher: yes! thats what i-
  • me: in miles
  • teacher: but you just-
  • me: in laughter
  • me: in strife
  • teacher: *opens mouth*-
  • me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
  • teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
  • me: how about looooooooooooooooove
  • teacher: i give up
  • me: measure in looooooooooove
  • teacher: out
  • me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)

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Awkward Turtle… But I think he is trying to fly

Awkward Turtle… But I think he is trying to fly

(Source: illusive-imagess)

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this is too flipping cute

this is too flipping cute

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md09:

Stare at red dot for 30 seconds, then stare at wall and blink :)

md09:

Stare at red dot for 30 seconds, then stare at wall and blink :)

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Funniest bitch ever

Funniest bitch ever

(Source: degifpage)

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